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Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Post-Workout / Pre-Game Analysis

Mr Olympia warns not to drink the tap water

This man is without question the greatest British patriot in the history of ol' Blighty. I salute you, Dorian Yates. The fact you weren't considered for a Californian governorship is testament to the threat you posed to the existing order of things.



That man right there is the patron saint of Fault-Co. A small photo of his face should be mounted on the door of every suburban home to scare off Mormons and tupperware salesmen. God as my witness I'm going to mount a huge 1 meter wide photo print of this guy in my new command center when it is ready with the caption below it : "OUR HEROES NEVER DIE - THEY JUST TAKE IT EASY DURING THE OFF SEASON."