Canada Starts Packing It

Amidst the ever present threat of invasion by a horde of zombies, it's good to know that there's one country where the male population still have the testicular collateral to address this issue head-on and prepare accordingly: Canada.

If only their neighbours to the immediate south weren't such an effeminised bunch of latte sipping girlie men, then there might be an appreciable number of survivors across the North American continent post-TEOTWAWKI. Instead, the yanks are more concerned with crotch grabbing and following Pinterest updates about the girth of Michelle Obama's ass. Yeah, let us know how that works out.

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