Here at Fault-Co, we run a pretty tight ship. We serve quality survival information and cutting edge anthropological conspiracy theories to our dedicated viewers year after year. We provide this service without fear or favour, at minimal charge. We do so with integrity. We don't drink, smoke or chew, or go with girls that do.
Unfortunately, whenever a man strikes out on his own and starts making a name for himself, he picks up a few stragglers along the way. We've long been plagued by a filthy imposter calling himself Tex, whose parody website over at Vault-Co has been living off the polyunsaturated fat of this site's fan following for quite some time now. Fortunately, it appears that the long night has passed and the light of day shines anew. It's been a good week now since we've heard a peep out of that Homo Habilis braggart. I'm going to go out on a limb here and call this one. I'm calling it dead & buried.
Adiรณs, Mr Texas. You kept us amused every now and then.
G'day Mexas,
ReplyDeleteI've popped by to congratulate you on the marked improvement of your prose since our teteatete. However, I urge you to maintain the level as is, even though your mentor and greatest rival has done the Harold Holt.
Regards,
Simon.
I taught the man everything he knows.
ReplyDeleteThe daily life of an internet troll is a dull and frustrating one as we all know, but I'm glad you're able to find a glimmer of excitement here and there. Keep hanging on my every word like a starry eyed schoolgirl, and come back often :)