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Wednesday, August 12, 2015

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Mr Olympia warns not to drink the tap water

This man is without question the greatest British patriot in the history of ol' Blighty. I salute you, Dorian Yates. The fact you weren't considered for a Californian governorship is testament to the threat you posed to the existing order of things.



That man right there is the patron saint of Fault-CoA small photo of his face should be mounted on the door of every suburban home to scare off Mormons and tupperware salesmen. God as my witness I'm going to mount a huge 1 meter wide photo print of this guy in my new command center when it is ready with the caption below it : "OUR HEROES NEVER DIE - THEY JUST TAKE IT EASY DURING THE OFF SEASON."

4 comments:

  1. Should've included a username link to your viagra affiliate site. Opportunity missed.

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  2. Good thing the tap in my area is fluoride-free.

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  3. The head honcho chemist at the water company in my home state told an audience of employees that he wouldn't let his own children drink the water as is from the tap. He filters it, for his own home.

    This wasn't due to flouride - which he claimed was in too small a quantity to matter. It was due to the water being chlorinated. The problem wasn't the chlorine itself, but the fact that chlorine binds so easily to heavy metals and other crap present in the water and the miles of old pipe that it travels through, forming some compounds you wouldn't want to ingest.

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